A CONVERSATION ON MUSIC

SomeOne1: what are u doin

SomeOne2: talking to SomeOne3

SomeOne1: nice

SomeOne2: and listen to music

SomeOne2: you

SomeOne1: dl hilary duff- come clean

SomeOne1: its pretty good

SomeOne2: o i got it

SomeOne1: its good

SomeOne2: and shes hott

SomeOne1: o ya

SomeOne2: but i wouldnt do her

SomeOne2: ID SUPER DO HER

SomeOne1: haha

SomeOne1: i knew u would say something like taht

SomeOne2: and that requires a horse and alot of salt

SomeOne1: yes it does

SomeOne1: haha alot of salt?

SomeOne2: o yes

SomeOne2: its for the horse

SomeOne1: o

SomeOne1: what horse

SomeOne2: i need for a horse to be there so i can super do her

SomeOne1: u need a horse....

SomeOne1: i just need my dick

SomeOne1: its kinda like a horse though

SomeOne2: lol

SomeOne1: lol

SomeOne2: the horse is there so that if her parents coming they wont be mad im doing her they will be mad that there is a horse in their house

SomeOne1: hahahahhaahahaha

SomeOne1: couldnt u just like take a dump on teh floor im pretty sure the parents would be mad about that

SomeOne2: nope

SomeOne2: just a horse

SomeOne1: what about a goat

SomeOne1: they eat stuff

SomeOne2: cause a horses dump is alot bigger then my dump

SomeOne2: they might bite me or something

SomeOne2: and with a horse i can make a quick get away

SomeOne2: and can you guess why the salt is there

SomeOne1: cuz horses like salt

SomeOne2: thats what they want you to think

SomeOne2: it really there because if the parents somehow miss the horse i can throw some in there face an continue on with my bisness

SomeOne2: and in case i get hungry and need some salt for my fries or somethin

SomeOne1: hahah

SomeOne1: cuz the salt will hurt there eyes

SomeOne2: exactly

SomeOne2: and its hard to vacum out of carpet

SomeOne1: ya i bet

SomeOne1: why not just have pepper spray then

SomeOne1: or better yet a skunk

SomeOne1: the smell would never leave

SomeOne2: but heres the problem

SomeOne2: if the skunk goes off and im still in the room i will smell

SomeOne1: true

SomeOne1: and hilary wont like that

SomeOne2: no she didnt the first time it happened

SomeOne2: and after the second time she was super pissed so thats how i got the idea for the horse

SomeOne1: good idea

SomeOne1: why not a car

SomeOne1: and salt

SomeOne1: a car is faster

SomeOne2: but how do i get a car into her room

SomeOne2: and the second story

SomeOne1: how do u get a horse in her room

SomeOne1: its taller

SomeOne2: it can walk up the stairs

SomeOne1: its too big

SomeOne2: and her house is hugh so you dont have to worry about the ceilings

SomeOne1: well thats true

SomeOne2: ive thought this through

SomeOne1: but u really do have to worry about the horse taken a dump or piss because everything in a rich house is white

SomeOne2: o have thought about that

SomeOne2: a diper

SomeOne2: a super big diper

SomeOne1: hmm

SomeOne1: i could see thatt

SomeOne2: ya

SomeOne2: i can subsitute a zebra for a horse too

SomeOne1: no

SomeOne1: no u really cant...they are endangered

SomeOne1: u wouldnt get 10 ft....from the zoo or africa

SomeOne: so if they see me coming to there house with a horse they are like hes going to do lil hil but if i come with a zebra they will be like ohhhhh he brought a petting zoo

SomeOne2: heres id paint a horse black and white and pull a switch aroo on the zoo

SomeOne2: i honestly dont see how this plan could fail

SomeOne2: and the horse/zebra can carry all the salt

SomeOne1: where would hilary be

SomeOne1: how can a horse carry all the salt

SomeOne2: on her bed were else

SomeOne2: in a bag on its back

SomeOne2: like a backpack

SomeOne1: oic

SomeOne1: genius

Schedule of Possible Spring Break Activities.

April 7 through April 18 2004

            The fallowing is a proposed list of ideas that could be completed during the time that we celebrate the festival of Easter. So with out further ado lets get hoppin.

1) Chicago-

            The Shedd Aquarium

            The Lincoln Park Zoo

            The Magnificent Mile

            Water Tower Place

            Lunch and Dinner

            A drive on the train both to and from Chicago

                        AS always these pre-conceived ideas are in no particular order and are definitely not definite.

2) The Brook Field Mall

            Honestly I dont know about this one, its just like going to the mall but a different one

3) Star-Gazing

            As you can probably tell this was not thought up by a person of the male gender but always it can be done.

4) Pick-Nic

            Now you might be wondering about this one. It may seem as though a person of the female gender thought this one up but actually it was the brain child of none other then Patrick Conway himself

5) Road Trip

            Now when you hear those magically words road trip, you start to think about a car full of people sippin on special syrup, puffin of cigars (NOTICE: not called fags there will be no kidnapping and rollin of homosexuals into a smoke-able object.) and a lot of time and distance in a car/ SUV/ van or Mini- van. You are basically correct except for the part about the a lot of time and distance, this road trip is what I would like to name a Condensed Road Trip/ This basically means that the trip itself would only last about two to three hours.

6) Relaxing

            This maybe the most important point of this paper. WE must remember that we are on SPRING BREAK, which means we cannot and will not push ourselves to far or hard or even at all. I can stress this point enough. This brings me to my next point

7) Chillin like Villins

            This point corresponds with the one above. I honestly dont know what is better then relaxing and watching a movie, except for a trip to my main man in Elgin (you know who Im talking about, thats right THE FISHMAN). Just Chillin is conducive to relaxing and there for having a chill-tastic time